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Suitable for 9 - 11 years

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David Baddiel’s latest nutty treat – even better than The Parent Agency! Do your grumpy parents moan that you act like an animal? Pet-hating Malcolm knows what that’s like. He’s turning into one… Malcolm isn’t one of those kids who dreams of having a kitten or puppy. His house is FULL of critters, but he just wants a new laptop. So the school farm trip is hardly going to set his world on fire. But Malcolm is about to find out that LIKING animals is very different from BEING one. (Especially smelling like one.)

  • David Baddiel is one of the UK’s top comedians
  • His book The Parent Agency won a Lollies Award
  • His other books include The Person Controller
  • He has worked with Frank Skinner and Rob Newman

Product Details

Format

Paperback

ISBN

9780007959631

Date published

July 7th, 2016

Other details
  • 368 pages
Condition

New

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    Swoopingowls
    on 5 July 2017

    It was quite funny :)

    5out of 5
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    pineapple-face
    on 5 April 2017

    I love this book it’s amazing

    5out of 5
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    Lovekittycakes
    on 26 February 2017

    I have this book at home its really good and Malcolm is a very misunderstood boy

    5out of 5
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    Colour
    on 1 January 2017

    Its a very good book. Its funny, magical and the best book that David Braddiel has done . You should read this, if your a boy or a girl it doesn’t matter. I don’t think I should spoil this for you so I am not going to say no more except if you don’t read this your missing out.

    5out of 5