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Product description

A blackly funny masterpiece. From Mr Twit’s disgusting straggly beard to Mrs Twit’s gnarly old toes, they are some of the nastiest villains ever committed to paper – and they like nothing better than being beastly to each other! The Twits torment little children, keep monkeys caged in their back garden, and gobble up little songbirds baked into pie. Can Muggle-Wump the Monkey and the beautiful Roly-Poly Bird spoil the Twits’ latest horrible plot – and avoid ending up as Bird Pie?

Product Details







Date published

September 6th, 2007

Accelerated Reader

AR book level: 4.4; Middle years; 1.0 points




Roald Dahl

7433 roald dahl 206757


  1. Laiba khan
    on 18 May 2014

    The twit

    I like this book it's nice
    Love u xxx

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What kids think

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    on 4 November 2015

    it’s mad waved cuz

    5out of 5
  2. Avatar princess 761798

    on 11 October 2015

    i loved this book this is so funny. i have even downloaded its app from google play. if you have not read this book read it now and you will enjoy it . roald dahl, my favourite author in men, writes books that once if you star to read, you will never want to stop untill it is finished. this book is one of those

    5out of 5
  3. Bs starfish thumb 127

    on 4 October 2015

    Loved it

    4out of 5
  4. Avatar dino 761758

    on 24 April 2015

    i love this book because it is super funny and so amazing

    5out of 5
  5. Ef dragon thumb 5

    on 22 April 2015

    The twits are evil people and some people are determined to stop them especially their little monkey #SWAGGY muggle wump who seems always to be annoyed.

  6. Pearl 113298

    on 26 February 2015

    That hairy Mr.Twit is nothing but care less

  7. 39c logo fullcolor 113549

    on 11 October 2014

    A funny happy book full of nice stuff. Very famous book you may have read/heard about it.

    5out of 5
  8. Jane blonde 113694

    on 11 March 2014


  9. Love stargirl 113412

    on 9 March 2014

    this a really hillarious book please read this book and i know you will love it no doubt

    5out of 5
  10. Storm 113293

    on 9 March 2014

    funny. Mr and Mrs.Twit are avenged…

  11. Avatar owl 761790

    on 9 March 2014

    This’s is about mr twit and mrs twits who play tricks on their so called pets.

  12. Avatar owl 761790

    on 9 March 2014

    This book is great! Mr. and Mrs. Twit are two of the most nastiest and horrid characters in children’s literature, from their repulsive looks to the mean and horrible tricks they play on one another. Only Roald Dahl could make such a delightful children’s story out of two such miserable, horrid, nasty characters!

  13. Gruffalo 113679

    on 8 March 2014

    A horrifying book !!!

  14. Default avatar

    on 8 March 2014

    Amazing and I totally loved it

  15. Avatar lion 761782

    on 5 March 2014

    I love this book it’s so interesting and funny I love them all xx

  16. Gruffalo 113679

    on 4 March 2014

    I really thought that this book was funny and interesting it is a brilliant book to borrow from the library or buy from a bookshop⭐

  17. Horridhenry thumb 16

    on 3 March 2014

    it was funny because at the end they turn up side down and the floor is the ceiling and the ceiling is the floor and the twits turn on there head and they get sucked in to there chest

    3out of 5