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Product description

A family favourite for little laughter-lovers. Can Santa hold it in until the last page? Hmmm: no prizes for guessing who drew this Santa. That naughty Nicholas (definitely not a saint) Allan is at it again! He showed us the Queen’s knickers. He peeked into the royal baby’s nappy cabinet. And now Santa’s is in for some red-faced fun. Ho ho ho! He’s had a tipple of sherry or a glass of milk at every house in the world. Now he’s busting for the loo. But there’s no toilet in sight. Oh no! He REALLY needs a wee! Will he make it back to Lapland in time?

  • A festive family favourite to make kids laugh out loud
  • Counting practice tucked into a witty Christmas story
  • Nicholas Allan is famed for his cheeky sense of humour
  • His books include The Royal Nappy and Cinderella’s Bum

Product Details

Catalogue number

594 in UK Primary November 2018

Format

Paperback

ISBN

9781862308251

Publisher

Red Fox Picture Books

Date published

November 5th, 2009

Other details
  • 32 pages
Condition

New

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  1. Croc 113527

    Sushi21
    on 4 March 2014

    It was so funny. Santa Clause had too much to drink and needs a wee!

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    CookieM
    on 8 March 2013

    You just can’t picture Santa desperate for a wee? Well with this book you can. It’s very funny and good for young children

    4out of 5
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    Book-Club-Review-Team
    on 5 December 2011

    My favourite bit is when santa gets home and rushes through the door.

    This book is a rhyming counting book that is great for young ages.

    I rate this book 10/10 it was really funny!

    Charlie, aged 6

  4. Pearl 113298

    princesscrystal2
    on 22 November 2011

    I think this book is verry funny and interesting.

    Santa is going to wet his pants!!!!!!!

    Ma ha ha

    weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey pants

    santa needs a wee wee poor santa

    LOL santa must get to the toilet soon or something verry funny, embarasing and very very wet!!!!!!!!

    Santa is a weeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeee head!

    5out of 5
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    henry12c
    on 6 October 2011

    wwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

    I love it!

    Weey

  6. Hayley 113303

    Prettyprincess1
    on 15 December 2009

    this book was great because i liked the the cover when it said farther christmas needs a wee! it was G R E A T ! ! !

  7. Evie 113313

    kkdkizzy
    on 3 December 2009

    I want to read this book, it looks like a very hillarous book to read !!!!