Memoirs of a Neurotic Zombie

by Jeff Norton (author)

Suitable for 11 - 18 years

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Our fave OCD zombie! Poor Adam can’t even wash his hands without his limbs dropping off. When you’re a teenage zombie, how do you stop falling apart? You can’t even call Zombieline. And a hand-washing complex is no fun at all when your fingers vanish down the plughole. Meet Adam Meltzer: worrywart and reluctant zombie. He rocked back up at home three months after his funeral, scaring his parents half to death. Now he’s back at school, trying to fit in. But he’s not quite as alone as he thinks… We’re giving BIG props to this book: super-yuck and madly funny at the same time. Laughs so epic they’ll make any loose bits drop off. (Great for humans. Not for zombies.)

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